THE 4TH OF JULY HYPOTHESIS Which one are you? A. 99.21% of Americans take their 4th Of July celebrations very seriously. B. You belong to that 00.79% group If you're A? Yay! A virtual high 5 to you. B, is that you? Don't spoil the sport. Here are 5 ways you can slay this holiday. 1. Around 150 million hot dogs will be eaten. A spicy treat, indeed! You might need some ICED TEA to cool you down. 2.600 million will probably be spent on fireworks. Could get stuffy out there so carrying your BOTTLE AND TUMBLERS could be a good idea.ðĨĪ 3. 6.77 billion will be blown out on food. Cook with a side of SUPERFOOD.(Oh fudge! It rhymed.) ðĨ 4. Close to 87% households will host their version of an outdoor grill. Ready with a return FAVOUR for your guests? ðĨ 5. Lastly, 4th of July is America's NO,1 drinking holiday. So enjoy with OUR NO. 1 ðĨ Oh, did we miss the most fun part? You can shop all the above at UP TO 40% OFF & an EXTRA 10% OFF on purchase of $70 and above. Use code: IWANTFUN Cheers to America! |
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